Thursday, October 07, 2004

woohoo, i'm fabulous!

jai
You're Jai, the Culture Guy!

Which Member of the 'Queer Eye' Fab Five Are You?
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I'm not surprised that I'm Jai, I would be the culture girl in any situation. Then again, the Queer Eye quizzes in Quizilla are mostly giveaways (what are you most interested in? clothes? grooming? culture? interior design? food and wine? Can you be more obvious?), this quiz I took was the least giveaway of the lot. I guess I didn't really need a quiz to tell me that I'm more into culture than grooming, interior design, food and wine, or fashion, especially fashion. Sometimes, I even think that I need a Queer Eye makeover myself.

This will segue into how much I love that show. I love smart fags, I can't help myself. I've even fallen in love with a couple of them on occasion. I can't even choose which one of the fab five I love most. I love Kyan, the grooming guy, basically because he's so beautiful. I love Thom, the interior design guy, because he looks so serious but has the most panalo retorts. I love Ted, the food and wine guy, because he's the least gay-seeming of all of them, but from the way he's such a genius about food and dining, you're sure he has to be gay. I love Carson, the fashion guy and the most fun, because he reminds me of the wonderful mamas in the ballet world. I love Jai because how can you not love a guy who announces, "This is the standard way to enter a dance club..." and then slides in on his knees?

There's a rumor that there might be a Pinoy version of Queer Eye. I think I might gag at that. There are a lot of fun Pinoy queers who may be just as witty and fun as the Fab Five, but it's going to be a very arbitrary process of selection, I believe. I hope they don't make a mess of it.

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